March 2012
170 posts
February 2012
390 posts
Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif...
chris-carson-colfer:
mydrugisglee:
xbumblebee:
austinjosephanderson:
justsortofbrown:
notenoughdynamite:
killjoy-inthe-tardis:
staticpoison:
dance-like-pete-wentz:
setthestorystraight:
agentpcoulson:
glowstark:
richardjohngrayson:
anothericarus:
fairgwenofair:
jeexbeez:
ACCURATE?? Except not really b/c sex is nasty.
^ god fucking bless
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“If I wanted the government in my womb I’d fuck a senator.”
– The best sign ever held by a Senator (HBIC Judy Eason McIntyre of Tulsa)
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kissedmequiteinsane:
fucking crying because matt morrison just hit a whole new level of douche
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it’s kind of weird that my senior pictures are just sitting on the internet, free reign for anyone to look at…
awkward.
please take them down now, lady.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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so..
fuck this EdPsych assignment.
Anonymous asked: I have a crush on a married man.
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unibeauty:
awkwardbirds:
I get really...
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lezune:
∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
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“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
– The Lion King; Scar
Anonymous asked: I don't get abc :(
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you're not watching the lion king right now on abc...
I drove 60 miles to go to Sonic. Holy shit. Worth it.
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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